The Beast and The Bethany

What the Beast wants is what the Beast gets. The Beast demands a variety of foods to be brought to him. From necklaces to singing parrots, he eats it all. Ebenezer Tweezer gives the Beast these rather unorthodox foods. However, Ebenezer does not leave empty-handed. 

Once Ebenezer meets the Beast’s demands, Ebenezer is given whatever he pleases. The Beast has given him luxurious items like a piano and a 15-story house. But the one gift Ebenezer wants and needs the most is a potion to keep him young and beautiful—a magical potion that has kept him alive for 511 years. As Ebenezers’ birthday nears, he needs more potion. However, the Beast is craving a different taste, one he has never had before. He wants to eat a child. So, when the Beast gives Ebenezer an ultimatum – bring me a child to eat or no potion – Ebenezer knows he must find a child before his birthday in three days. 

After many failed attempts of retrieving a child, Ebenezer is pointed towards an orphanage. He needs to find a child worthy of being eaten by the Beast. Ebenezer does want anyone nice and he’s doubtful he will ever find a suitable child as they are all either too kind or too cute. Then Ebenezer and Miss Fizzlewick, the head of the orphanage, hear yelling in the hall. When they find a little girl named Bethany shoving worms up another child’s nose, Ebenezer knows she is the one. 

When the Beast sees Bethany, he refuses to eat her until she has been fattened up. This allows Ebenezer time to get to know Bethany. For the next three days, they go on crazy adventures and learn a lot about each other. Ebenezer comes to see her as a friend, his only friend. But Ebenezer now had a choice: should he save Bethany, or himself?

The Beast and The Bethany is a great read because the author adds humor through jokes and the characters’ behaviors. Both main characters, Ebenezer and Bethany, develop from people who only looked out for themselves into more caring and selfless people. The story also has themes of pride and greediness. The reader sees this with Ebenezer’s desire to live another 511 years, and the Beast’s yearning for a new, tastier treat. However, when the characters learn and grow, this reinforces the lesson of being grateful for what you have. 

Another positive aspect of the story is black and white illustrations sprinkled throughout the book. These illustrations give the reader a better sense of the setting and characters. Readers will get to see Bethany’s face as she is riddled with disgust, Ebenezer as the potion wears off and he ages, and the Beast’s three eyes and sharp teeth. 

Although the story has a simple plot line, the author keeps the plot interesting with silly settings and crazy characters. In addition, the author does a great job showing each character’s personality; how they clash but ultimately complement each other. Readers will find their interactions hilarious and heartwarming. Some readers will relate to Bethany’s stubbornness but see her maturity and apologies as a good lesson.  In addition, The Beast and The Bethany teaches about the value of friendship by showing that life is not as meaningful unless you have someone to spend it with. Readers who want to read another humorous, monster-related story should also read Castle Hangnail by Ursula Vernon. 

Sexual Content 

• None

Violence 

• The Beast eats a parrot. There are no graphic details, but its death is implied. “It was the last question [the parrot] ever asked.” Then, the Beast thanks Ebeneezer for “a delicious dinner” and says, “It’s so nice to eat something with personality.”
• It is implied the Beast has eaten a poodle when Ebenezer says, “Is it a poodle? Do you want me to go to the dog shelter again!”
• The Beast says he wants to eat a child. He says, “I want to know what one tastes like. I want a juicy, plump little child. I want to gobble it up in one oozy, squishy bite.”
• Bethany shoves worms up a boy’s nostrils. “Geoffrey was pinned on the floor by the small, bony girl from the bird shop. The girl was shoving worms up his nostrils, and she was shouting, ‘Rat! Rat!’ at him.”
• Ebenezer imagines cooking Bethany to serve to the Beast. “Ebenezer considered chucking Bethany in the oven, roasting her for forty-five to fifty minutes, and then serving her in a bowl for the beast.” 
• Bethany tells Ebenezer she wants to shove a trumpet down the Beast’s throat. 
• The Beast eats Miss Fizzlewick. The Beast “wrapped its two tongues around Miss Fizzlewick and dragged her into its belly . . . The Beast crunched down on Miss Fizzlewick until eventually the only sound left in the room was the happy purr of the Beast.”
• After finding out Ebenezer’s plan, Bethany punches him in the stomach and calls him a “stupid idiot.” She continues punching him until she starts hitting him in the head with a cushion. “She picked up a cushion and started bashing him over the head with it.” There is also a picture of her doing this.  
• The Beast threatens Bethany, saying “First, I will drag you into my belly with my tongues, and then I will start gnashing.”
• Both Ebenezer and the Beast talk about the Beast eating Ebenezer’s cat, but there is no description. 

Drugs and Alcohol 

• Ebenezer puts sleeping powder in candy in hopes of taking a child. However, he accidently uses it on himself. 
• A painting on Ebenezer’s wall is a skeleton head smoking a cigarette. 

Language 

• A button on Bethany’s backpack reads, “Bog Off!”
• Bethany tells one of the boys in the orphanage, “Shut up, you little rat!” 
• Bethany calls other people names often. Names include rat, idiot, and loser. She says shut up as well.
• When Bethany cannot finish another piece of cake, Ebenezer calls her “a weakling” and “pathetic.”  
• The Beast calls Bethany an “ignorant brat.” 
• The Beast refers to Ebenezer as a “rotten, treacherous twit” and a “stupid fool.” He also says, “I am glad he is dead!”

Supernatural

• The beast can grant wishes. He does this by throwing it up. For example, Ebenezer requests a piano. “The beast closed its three black eyes and shut its dribbling mouth. It started to wiggle its blob of a body and made a low humming noise as it moved side from side. Then, all of a sudden, the eyes opened again. The beast stopped wiggling, stretched its mouth wide open, and vomited out a baby grand piano.”
• The Beast tells Ebenezer he will not get the potion that makes him young unless he brings him a child. He tells Ebenezer he will die without the potion’s powers. 
• The beast describes the potion as an “elixir of life–a magical potion containing all the vitamins needed for youth, life, beauty, and shiny hair. It’s so powerful, even I can’t control it . . . ”
• The gifts that the Beast gave to Ebenezer become alive and begin walking.  

Spiritual Content 

• None