The Haunted Mustache

Wolver Hollow is not a normal town. The adults are too busy shuffling off to work at the old coffin factory to notice or care, but the kids know all about monsters, ghosts, and strange lights in the sky. Strange things happen in Wolver Hollow. Creepy things.

But fifth graders Parker, Lucas, and Samantha are determined to debunk one of Wolver Hollow’s legends: Over a hundred years ago, Bockius Beauregard was vaporized in an unfortunate accident and all that remained was his magnificent mustache. People say it returns every year, on the anniversary of Bockius’s death, seeking a lip to claim as its own! When the boys try to prove the story is fake, they find more than they bargained for. 

Readers who want a humorous, spooky story that won’t leave you with nightmares will enjoy the blend of humor and suspense in The Haunted Mustache. As Parker, Lucas, and Samantha try to solve the mystery behind Bockius Beauregard’s mustache, they attract the attention of the mustache, which is determined to plant itself on one of the kids’ upper lips. The story’s action includes suspense and silly scenes that will keep readers interested until the very end.  

The story’s format will appeal to young readers because it uses large text, short paragraphs, and dialogue that make the story easy to read. In addition, black and white illustrations appear approximately every 5 to 9 pages. The illustrations add humor as well as help readers visualize the characters, who are a diverse group.  

In the conclusion, the kids don’t entirely vanquish the haunted mustache, and the narrator reminds readers, “Be wary, friends. For when the moon is full and the crickets stop chirping, that old mustache may return, forever seeking a new lip to call its own. Maybe even yours. Be ready.” The ambiguous conclusion will make readers eager to read the next book in the series, The Lurking Lima Bean.  

The outlandish events in The Haunted Mustache will entertain readers who will admire the kids’ determination to stop the mustache from haunting their town. Readers who love humorous books packed full of suspense should also read the Notebook of Doom Series by Troy Cummings and the Looniverse Series by Dave Lubar. 

Sexual Content  

• None 

Violence  

• The story revolves around Bockius Beauregard, who was killed in an explosion. The only thing that remained was Bockius’ mustache. A farmer found the mustache, which “killed the old man on the spot. He had a heart attack right there.”  
• After the farmer was killed. The town’s people “pried that bloody mustache out of the farmer’s cold, dead hand and took it up to the cemetery. . . They dug a small hole. Then they set that mustache on fire, and when it was nothing but a pile of ashes, they dumped those ashes in the hole, covered them over, and left them to the worms and grubs.” 
• The mustache chases Parker, Lucas, and Samantha. “The mustache reached the end of the bridge and leapt into the air, flying after them. It swatted at them with its left curl, then its right, trying to grab Parker off his bike.” The kids run into the junkyard and chain the gate shut. 
• The kids use a line of salt to keep the mustache in the junkyard. The mustache “floated down and wrapped one curl around a stick, holding it like a pencil. The kids watched in shock as it scratched something in the dirt. Your lip is mine.” 
• The kids try to trap the mustache. Parker “positioned himself directly in front of the open [car] trunk. He pointed to his lip and stuck out his tongue. The haunted mustache . . . threw itself at Parker’s face.” The mustache flies into the car trunk and Parker “slammed the hatch closed before the mustache could fly back out.” 
• The kids lead the mustache to Bockius’ old home and run upstairs. “The door flew off the hinges and crashed to the floor. The haunted mustache pulled itself through the open doorway and locked on Parker. . . The mustache twisted its curls and then rocketed towards Parker.” Samantha uses a salt circle to trap the mustache. 

Drugs and Alcohol  

• None 

Language  

• None 

Supernatural 

• On the anniversary of Bockius Beauregard’s death, his mustache comes back for a face to attach to. “That magnificent mustache haunts Wolver Hollow, angry at being blown up, burned, blamed for the farmer’s death, and dumped in a hole. That magnificent, remarkable mustache, unable to rest in peace, forever seeks a new lip to rest upon.” 
• To stop a restless ghost such as Bockius’ mustache, “the restless ghost was drawn to the last place it called home, it had to be trapped in a circle of salt, in full view of the rising sun. Once the sunlight fell upon the spirit, it would find peace. . .” 
• Parker, Lucas, and Samantha go to the graveyard to find the mustache. “The haunted mustache hovered a few feet from the ground, caked with crumbling grave dirt and glowing with a pale blue light.” The kids run.  

Spiritual Content  

• According to legend, Bockius’ mustache was able to survive because it was “the devil’s work.”