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“...maybe it's only fitting that relationship that started with a lie would end with one,” Cammie. —I’d Tell You I Love You, But Then I’d Have To Kill You
I’d Tell You I Love You, But Then I’d Have To Kill You
Gallagher Girls #1
by Ally Carter
AR Test, Must Read, Strong Female Character
Cammie doesn’t just feel invisible, she is trained to be invisible. After all, when a girl goes to spy school, blending into a crowd is an art as well as a talent. However, when Cammie catches the eye of a gorgeous boy—a normal, not-spy boy—being invisible isn’t an option anymore. Cammie quickly discovers that navigating the world of romance and relationships is much harder than mastering fourteen different languages and advanced encryption at school.
Cammie puts all her spy skills to the test as she tries to keep her true identity hidden from her boyfriend and her boyfriend a secret from her spy school. She knows that she will never be able to reveal that the Gallagher Academy, which most people think is a school for rich snobs, is really a school for spies. Yet for the first time in her life, Cammie is getting a glimpse of what it means to be normal.
Although Cammie and her friends are geniuses when it comes to chemical warfare and breaking CIA codes in computer class, they are completely clueless when it comes to boys. A new roommate, a new teacher, and a covert operation class lead to laugh-out-loud situations that are simultaneously filled with suspense. Through first-person narration, Carter creates a fun, sweet story and a unique setting in which to explore the well-known troubles teens have in understanding the opposite sex.
Carter successfully creates a believable world where girls can accomplish just about anything. The characters are lovable while still being grounded in reality. Additionally, the story is full of action and explores teen romance in a wholesome way that is perfect for younger readers.
- When talking about an attractive teacher’s tone of voice, the narrator said, “We all heard, I think you’re the most beautiful woman in the world, and I’d be honored if you’d bear my children.”
- A CIA member, “once sweet-talked a Russian dignitary into dressing in drag and carrying a beach ball full of liquid nitrogen under his shirt like a pregnant lady.”
- The girls wonder if the gorgeous guy is a “honey pot” and then struggle to explain what a honey pot is.
- A friend asks the narrator if she has, “been to second base yet?”
- The narrator receives her first kiss, and then later kisses her boyfriend so he will stop talking.
- A boy talks about mooning the girls at the Gallagher Academy.
- A teacher throws a letter opener at another teacher’s head, which they stop with a book.
- In a fit of anger, a student grabs a classmate’s arm, puts it behind her back, and rips out her diamond nose ring.
- During a mission debriefing, a student is shown a picture of her friend’s bloody and swollen face. The teacher explains that during torture, what hurts most is, “listening to her friend scream…she will be screaming for about six hours, until she becomes so dehydrated she can’t form sounds.” After the lesson, her friend walks in unharmed.
- As part of a final test in the covert class, Cammie is “kidnapped” and a fight ensues. She is locked in a room, blindfolded, and tied to a chair.
- When the narrator meets a girl who she thinks might be her competition, the narrator thinks about her ability, “to kill you in your sleep and make it look like an accident, you silly vapid, two bit. . .”
Drugs and Alcohol
- It is mentioned that as part of an interrogation tactics class, the students are, “under the influence of sodium pentothal,” and Cammie mentions being a wiz at poison-concocting.
- A student smokes a cigarette.
- When her friend announces she has bad news about Cammie’s crush, the narrator wonders if the bad news is that, “he’s taking drugs that will prepare him for a sex change operation.”
- A student wonders if her first covert mission is going to be, “busting up a drug cartel that’s operating out of a night club.”
- A class is described as, “damn hard.”
- When getting assigned a mission, the narrator said it’s like getting, “a gold-freaking-star.”
- A student uses the phrase, “bloody hell.”
- A student calls another student a “b—” and mentions the “B word.” The B word is implied but never spoken.
- Although religion isn’t discussed directly, Cammie pretends to be homeschooled for religious reasons. Cammie also wears a cross and carries a What Would Jesus Do? ink pen in her bag because it helps her cover story.
- There is a conversation about how the Bible says people have free will, but a character doesn’t feel like that applies to his life because of his parents’ expectations.